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I am more powerful than Charles Norris!!!! [Jun. 23rd, 2008|01:01 am]
Buddha
[Current Location |KENYA!!!]
[mood |shockedAWESOME]
[music |Me kicking everyone's ass, ALL THE TIME!!!]

I have harnessed the power of 400 babies!!! The other day, I was goin so fast Mother Nature was like "Slooooow dooooown..." and I was like "FUCK YOU!!!" and kicked her in the face with my ENERGY LEGS!!! I'm like a fighter jet made of biceps!!! I WIN AT YELLING!!!!!! I also win at eating, jumping, and waving, all kinds of things you're not even supposed to be able to win at, and I can turn invisible, which doesn't even make any sense, because Superman is a little BITCH!!!! Yesterday I was even riding a pony, which doesn't sound that exciting, except that the pony was 300 FEET TALL and covered in CHAINSAWS, and the only way to get up to it was to ride an elevator filled with 16 LIVE COUGARS, which is an actual sport in LATIN AMERICA!!! Which is in France.
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2008|08:13 pm]
Buddha
In 2008, buddhaharakiri resolves to...
Admit my true feelings to PORNOGRAPHY.
Get back in contact with some old dragons.
Visit the zombie androids every month.
Connect with my inner paranormal.
Put fifty powerpuff girls a month into my savings account.
Become the new Pinhead.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:
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cuz this is the last thing steph did... [Jun. 20th, 2008|08:08 pm]
Buddha
On the twelfth day of Christmas, buddhaharakiri sent to me...
Twelve theories drumming
Eleven storms piping
Ten Supers a-roleplaying
Nine blues songs learned
Eight tits a-role-playing
Seven boobs a-jiggling
Six hard-drives a-reading
Five bi-i-i-ig breasts
Four suicide girls
Three dirty jokes
Two naked bodies
...and a risk in a sexuality.
Get your own Twelve Days:
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A redo over a year later... [Jun. 18th, 2008|02:29 pm]
Buddha
[Current Location |home]
[mood |tiredapathetic exhausted mood-swung]
[music |infected mushroom]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
learn it young (and refer to it as "Domestic Surgery" or just "Igoring"), and...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
How long am I supposed to keep this up, cuz I can type one handed indefinitely...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Celtics vs. Lakers, 4th Q., 3rd game...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:50 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:35 pm... I've improved, for whatever THAT skill is worth in GURPS...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Canada on the phone, singing robotic Australian brain washers of children...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around noon, to direct the cable guys to my place.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
my own LJ from way back. How vain...

9. What are you wearing?
pajama bottoms that announce with orange danger signs: "WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD" "AGES 18+"; spongebob t-shirt that pokes fun at patrick.

10. Did you dream last night?
actually, haven't slept since yesterday morning, yay bipolar!

11. When did you last laugh?
During an in-depth discussion of marvel comics, the x-men, and most specifically, wolverine.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
hmm... (shrug) white paint... boring

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A weredemon-wolf-elemental thing, a werebear, an elf ninja assassin, two angels, and a xtian human hanging out together and having fun...

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I must like it, I did it again.

15. What is the last film you saw?
was it forbidden kingdom, or iron man? definately not the new indiana jones, which i wanted to see but didn't, but i hear it kinda was a rental instead of theater anyway...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
thats still a secret.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Bill Murray kinda scares me...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
the answer is still the same, but for variety's sake, how about: making everyone NOT inherently selfish, without messing with survival instinct...?

19. Do you like to dance?
Don't get served, Bitch!

20. George Bush:
should have pulled out... of barb, AND for his son, the M.E.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Elysia Seline

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Gabryel Alexander

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'm so tired, why am i doing this fucking quiz right now?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
...

25. 5 people who must also do this:
hey you, with the schizophrenia, all you guys do it, ok?
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Holy Mother of Fecality!!! [Jun. 18th, 2008|02:09 pm]
Buddha
Guess who exists again, after over 74 weeks offline! Hit me back ASAP so I can figure out who is too lazy/loves me enough to have never removed me from their list... or checks their LJ...
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I will devour your corn-nuts!!! muahhahahahahahaha [Jan. 14th, 2007|11:14 am]
Buddha
[Current Location |Canadas house]
[mood |coldCold yet horny...]
[music |her distracted musings and excellent playlist]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
I ran to her. She immediately prostrated herself before this...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
It popped, at the elbow.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Heroes.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:16. i suck.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Canada speaking sweet nothings into my ear, a preview for a kids movie about butt sniffing werewolves???

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a few minutes ago, to smoke.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Canadas home page: http://winglessayngel.deviantart.com/

9. What are you wearing?
I'm all road warriored out, with my cool new jacket, a punisher shirt, an old ratty pair of greyed black jeans, no underwear, and some boots i found on the sidewalk.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, sweetly, of romance... and then of kicking a ninjas ass.

11. When did you last laugh?
I dunno, Canada did something silly recently that tickled me im sure.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a poster in which will smith has aids, some wicked ass faery i would fuck in a heartbeat if she werent 6 inches tall and lifeless, 2 demonic totems, that blue dude from hellboy, a dragon humping a dagger, 2 clocks, a calender with some car on it, a japanese fan, some cd/dvdr's, the sphere grid from ff10, naked hotties, a pen?

13. Seen anything weird lately?
a pathetic attepmt at hitting on a waitress at sharis last night, that resulted in one of the best brush-offs ive seen in a long time.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
im doing it arent i?

15. What is the last film you saw?
that i intentionally watched? um... 1/2 of Donnie Darko.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
thats a secret.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
sometimes, when i wake up from a bad dream, even as old as i am, as bad ass as i am, im afraid of the datk and cant fall back asleep until ive looked under the bed.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
no more hurting for love.

19. Do you like to dance?
Im a better dancer than you are, and i like to show it.

20. George Bush:
a fine christian, whatever the fuck that means.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
how the fuck should i know, guys never have much say so... how about.... Thae?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Gabe for short.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
The whole world is fucked, if i were to live abroad i would want it to be off the map. someplace where the rest of the world ceases to exist. Or Amsterdam, same difference...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
Nothing needs to be said between us, he knows my position, and im done arguing.

25. 5 people who must also do this:
did you read it? then fucking do it.
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another great spambot poet [Nov. 24th, 2006|06:01 pm]
Buddha
His so-fucking-vivid imagination rarely gave him the horrors, but when it did, God help him.
If I start out on the bike at first light, I might even be able to make it back before noon. "She was sitting on the edge of his bed - Paul was sitting across the room in the wheelchair.
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Gerbil smuggling [Nov. 12th, 2006|10:57 am]
Buddha
Steph is going to try and get a gerbil onto an airplane.The current plan is to put the rodent into a tube and bra stuff the thing. This is the only good thing about all of this,the inherent humor in watching her stuff a gerbil into her underwear.
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I don't know. [Nov. 11th, 2006|02:55 am]
Buddha
I just don't know.
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I'm a little sexy. [Oct. 30th, 2006|09:02 pm]
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