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I will devour your corn-nuts!!! muahhahahahahahaha [Jan. 14th, 2007|11:14 am]
[Current Location |Canadas house]
[mood |coldCold yet horny...]
[music |her distracted musings and excellent playlist]

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
I ran to her. She immediately prostrated herself before this...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
It popped, at the elbow.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:16. i suck.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Canada speaking sweet nothings into my ear, a preview for a kids movie about butt sniffing werewolves???

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a few minutes ago, to smoke.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Canadas home page: http://winglessayngel.deviantart.com/

9. What are you wearing?
I'm all road warriored out, with my cool new jacket, a punisher shirt, an old ratty pair of greyed black jeans, no underwear, and some boots i found on the sidewalk.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, sweetly, of romance... and then of kicking a ninjas ass.

11. When did you last laugh?
I dunno, Canada did something silly recently that tickled me im sure.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
a poster in which will smith has aids, some wicked ass faery i would fuck in a heartbeat if she werent 6 inches tall and lifeless, 2 demonic totems, that blue dude from hellboy, a dragon humping a dagger, 2 clocks, a calender with some car on it, a japanese fan, some cd/dvdr's, the sphere grid from ff10, naked hotties, a pen?

13. Seen anything weird lately?
a pathetic attepmt at hitting on a waitress at sharis last night, that resulted in one of the best brush-offs ive seen in a long time.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
im doing it arent i?

15. What is the last film you saw?
that i intentionally watched? um... 1/2 of Donnie Darko.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
thats a secret.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
sometimes, when i wake up from a bad dream, even as old as i am, as bad ass as i am, im afraid of the datk and cant fall back asleep until ive looked under the bed.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
no more hurting for love.

19. Do you like to dance?
Im a better dancer than you are, and i like to show it.

20. George Bush:
a fine christian, whatever the fuck that means.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
how the fuck should i know, guys never have much say so... how about.... Thae?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Gabe for short.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
The whole world is fucked, if i were to live abroad i would want it to be off the map. someplace where the rest of the world ceases to exist. Or Amsterdam, same difference...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
Nothing needs to be said between us, he knows my position, and im done arguing.

25. 5 people who must also do this:
did you read it? then fucking do it.